I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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