It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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