What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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