I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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