If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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