Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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