i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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