You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she smelled like a LAN party
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
