If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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