i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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