I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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