i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Farmville is her only friend.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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