She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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