It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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