I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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