"it" just moved
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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