I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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