hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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