i just google imaged poop.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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