Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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