Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she smelled like a LAN party
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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