he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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