Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We have so much sex to catch up on
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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