My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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