i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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