So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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