found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Can I color on your dick again?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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