um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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