Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
