Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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