Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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