he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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