We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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