You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
time to smoke my breakfast
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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