Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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