Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We had sex on a dog bed..
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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