you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Never underestimate the power of titties
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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