I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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