just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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