whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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