let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
How's work?
Spinning.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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