Im at strip club and am horny
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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