how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
