I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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