Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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