Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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