we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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