Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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