she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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