i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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