week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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