my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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