Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he was CRYING into my vagina
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I want is dick and wine.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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