I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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